This is Huey Freeman. Sorry I can't come to phone right now, I have some stuff to attend to. Leave a message.

This again. Okay since most of you have more than likely returned again all I have to say is this. The rules from last time are in effect, if you brought anybody new with you then it's your responsibility to make sure they know what's going on.

...also if you see a white guy with blonde hair styled into cornrows wearing an American flag bandana around his forehead and a redhead white guy wearing an iced out "W" chain...just ignore them and tell me their general location. I've dealt with them both in the past.

[OOC: 4th Wall has been destroyed. Hit him with what you got folks!]

( [Memory Theater] )

Another weekened of random curses. Well for the most part everything is calm...though I do hope I don't end up speaking to another person's possessions which have gained sentience for the day or the duration of the weekend.

[Video - Huey is sitting outside on a bench just pounding out a small beat on the seat before he begins to belt out a small rhyme.]

Light as a feather
When I'm floatin' through
Readin through the daily news
Measuring the hurt within' the golden rule,
Centimetres of ether I'm heatin' the speaker
Motivational teacher with words that burn people
Seeing the headlines lined with discord
It's either genocide, all the planet in uproar
Never good but rules of paradise are never nice
The best laid plan of mice and men are never right
I'm just a vagabond with flowers for Algernon
The average Joe who knows what the fuck is goin' on
It's the hope of my thoughts that I travelled upon
Fly like an arrow Of God until I'm gone

So I'm driftin away like a feather in air
Lettin my words take me away from the hurt and despair
So I'm keepin it vertical forever elevator
Ridin' the escalator to the somethin' that is greater
So I'm driftin away like a feather in air
Lettin my soul take me away from the hurt and despair
So I'm keepin it vertical forever elevator
Ridin' the escalator to the somethin' that is greater

[Huey begins to start off on another line before a he hears somebody clear their throat from behind the camera. The boy just sighs as Sun-Sun walks into view.]

That was interesting. Looks like you learned a new trick like any good pet should.

Can't I go more than five days without you showing up to mess with me?

[ooc: This is the song that Huey was performing. Enjoy it's mellow flow. Also purple is Sun-Sun]

[Accidental Video - Huey is sitting down in the middle of the park next to a upright training dummy which looks as though its seen much better days. The boy looks worn out completely and if one looks closely you can see that his knuckles are swollen a bit. As if not caring in the slightest, Huey goes out and starts to beat into the dummy without any of the finesse that he would normally demonstrate. The beating of the dummy continues, sending more and more of it's padding flying until the boy wiffs and falls over. In between his panting one can hear him trying to fight back tears.]

Damn it...damn it all...

[Accidental Video - Observe the members of the Jr. Shonen Retard Tag-Team as they wander about in the arcade. While Huey is looking at a rail-shooter, Timothy is currently checking out a couple of older girls ahead of the pair.]

Hey Huey whatcha think 'bout them? 'Sapecially that one, she has a nice ass, eh?

[Huey just looks at his friend with a tired glance and Timothy takes notice of this. Before the French boy can even open his mouth, Huey raises his hands and begins shouting at a slowly rising intensity.]

Yo Tim I'm really happy for you and I'mma let you finish, but C.C. has the best looking booty of all time. OF ALL TIME!

[At hearing this Timothy's face just goes completely blank while a now moritified Huey covers his mouth as realization of what he said strikes him harder than a sack of bricks. The Exorcist's shock doesn't last too long as he just leers with amusement at the American.]

Reeeaaallly? Heh. And here I thought you didn't like anyone other than you-know-who~.

I'm gonna let you finish, but the beatdown I'll give you will be the best of all time. Of. All. Time.

[The visual feed cuts off but you can still hear the two friends arguing. Well more like Timothy teasing Huey while the other boy is shouting about random things being the best of all time.]


[OOC: Go crazy with your threadjacking.]

[Audio - Nothing is heard except for the roar of flames and a highly panicking Huey and the occasional splashing of liquid and a fire going out.]

What the Hell is this?! When they said black hair care products were flammable I didn't think they were on the level of gasoline-flammable. Damnit!

[The flames soon start to fizzle out with the only sounds remaining being Huey's panting and coughing as well as water dripping everywhere.]

Good...what the Hell is with this place and fires today? This is just...oh you have got to be kidding me! Beat! Neku! Rhyme! Yuuto and Deneb! Anyone just come and help me with these damn fires!

( The memory. )

Two days since I've been back and it's been mostly quiet. Everyone of my roommates that are still here have been the same but there's one thing that I would like to know.

Deneb did you make this lolipop that I found on my pillow or are we having random people going around giving candy with your face?

[Accidental Video - It looks like a another pleasant evening near fountain. That is until you hear a panicked shout of Huey as he flies into view and promptly falls into the water. Several seconds pass before the boy breaks the surface of the water while looking like a soaked lion or a drenched sheep or one of those oh so fabulous Chia-Pets.]

RUCKUS YOU ASSHOLE...WHY AM I ALL WET?!

[Huey's eyes widen in realization as he notices his surroundings. His expression of shock soon gives way to one just plain neutral although you can see that he's still annoyed if the twitching of his left eyebrow is any indication.]

Oh great...The City. Nice timing as freaking usual.

[ooc: Aaaannnddd he's back. Forgot to state in the TL;DR post but he remembers everything from before he left.]

Right when I said I was somewhat looking forward to what was going to happen I was being sarcastic.

[Switches to video - You can see who appears to be Billy Kaplan, only that he's frowning in dissaproval. To some the frown may seem familiar because it should be, this is actually Huey.]

Typically things like this happen at midnight, not in the middle of the damn day. And typically not in the middle of a damn sidewalk. If you're a friend of the person whose body I'm in and are wondering where he's at just look for a small black child with a afro big enough to be mistaken for an absurdly large fur hat.

[ooc: Huey's switched bodies with repeatshimself due this plot.]

( [Filtered/Viewable to Jean] )

( [Filtered/Viewable to Sharhazad] )

( [Filtered/Viewable to C.C.] )

Sun-Sun was right. I can already hear her gloating about being correct but I couldn't care less, Umi's back. Anyways aside from that one bit of good news, I finally went up the mountain and it was pretty nice...except for the fact that I ended up getting caught in some weird maze due to the idiocy of a curse locking me and several of my roommates in a damn maze that felt like it took forever and a day to get out of.

And on yesterday, nice job screwing with people's memories city. Can't wait to see what the rest of this month has in store. Honestly I'm curious as to what's going to happen. Are we going to be turned into ninjas or attacked by a stampede of bloodthirsty voles or death through sandwich making?

[Voice - Nothing but fluttering is heard as well as Huey yelling and knocking things over.]

GET OFF OF ME!

[You can hear Huey grunting as a whole bunch of fluttering is heard in the background. This continues for a few seconds until you hear a series of thunks which is quickly followed by the almost rythmic clang of something being whalloped with something heavy and metallic.]

Bastards...

[Cuts to video - Huey is shown in his pajamas and looking annoyed as a bunch of faeries are knocked out around him. In his hands are a pair of frying pans which have been dented from their use against the flying pests. Also a few knives are stuck into the wall.

The boy looks at the pans and sighs.]

...crap, how am I going to explain this to Shirou?

( [Filtered/Viewable to C.C.] )
Just when I thought that everything was going to return to some sense of normalcy, well what little we can actually obtain, it's all shot to Hell and back with the return of this person. Though there's somebody who made me feel as though the most recent returner is more tolerable.

Beat if you want to learn how to fight then you'll just have to come with me whenever I go to practice later this week, you can also bring along the others if they're interested. Oh and Lady...I think I'll take up that offer you gave me before.

[Accidental Video - Huey is on his bed sighing as he looks down his shirt collar.Once more he's changed into a girl with early development. Muttering to himself he gets up from the bed and walks off screen, seconds later his t-shirt flies out and lands on the device. Nothing is heard aside from a drawer opening and shuffling cloth.]

...It happened again. I must've ended up jinxing myself into being hit with this again. Thankfully I went to store and got this damn thing with Rhyme before she left.

[The view is restored as the shirt is removed, Huey walks back into the scene with the shirt back on his body. He flops back onto his bed and reaches for a book on his nightstand and begins reading it.]

Ugh...man C.C., Timothy, and that crazy stalker are going to more than likely end up having fun making fun of my predicament. Thanks alot City, you sure know how to aggrivate somebody.

( [OOC] )

( [Filtered/Viewable to Timothy] )
( [Filtered/Viewable to everyone except Luki] )

Interesting way to start off the first week of August. First we're made to forgive people for anything they may have done to us and yesterday people are going around chewing out their friends and loved ones while getting chummy with their enemies. One compelling and one personality changing. Makes me wonder what else is in store for us this month apart from the weekend where we're all afflicted with a past curse at random.

Timothy, I forgive you for being a brat and teasing me about ending up in a bed handcuffed to an underdressed C.C., in addition to the normal amount of remarks you've made about my feeli...thoughts on a certain girl. Especially that one comment you made when the condoms were delivered to my door. I also forgive you for staring at my breasts when I was turned into a girl.

Beat, I forgive you for being loud...and unknowledgeable. I also forgive you for hanging your boxers out to dry on the sofa and being a mess.

C.C., I forgive you for taking pleasure in the fact that I'm a growing boy and flaunting your figure while acting as though you didn't care that I saw.

Yuuto, if you're around someplace, I forgive you for being a big jerk.

I forgive you Luki. I forgive you for attempting to chop off my arm when we were handcuffed together and also giving me that redundant nickname.

I don't know why I'm in such a mood but I felt as though I had to say that.

[Accidental Voice - You can hear Huey sniffing before the sound of his fist hitting a wall or something of the nature. As he speaks his normally calm voice begins to waver slightly.]

Why? You called me your little brother all the time.

[The boy sobs lightly for a minute or two before speaking barely above a whisper.]

You damn jerk...why didn't you say good bye?

[Voice]

This is getting problematic...what the Hell is going on with today? It's almost similar to what happened a month ago.

[Huey yawns a bit]

...been having sparse bouts of rest...not even using attempts to induce lucid dreaming have been able to work. Man...this is a...pain...

[The boy dozes off for a few seconds before he gasps and flails around slightly. He pants for a short while before groaning and muttering under his breath.]

...Jazmine...

[Video - The camera is pointed up at an akward angle and nothing can be seen except for the trees and flowers which outlined Xanadu. A couple seconds later a purple, silver, and orange blur is seen soaring overhead followed by a battle cry from Huey.

The boy hops into the path of the camera, his clothing dirty and ragged as well as a few bleeding cuts along his arms and cheek. Huey moves out of the view of the camera as a black humanoid creature charges at the boy with a swipe of its hands. It twitches slightly and turns it's head towards the camera showing a pair of large yellow eyes before it goes back chasing after the boy. Sounds of battle are still being recorded when Huey's pain filled cry fills the air before the device shuts off.


A few minutes later the device turns back on and Huey is seen breathing raggedly as the front of his shirt is torn apart and a few scratch marks are left in addition to his right arm being positioned funny due to it being dislocated.]

W-what the...hell?

[ooc: As per the TL;DR plot post, Huey has been owned yet again. This time by Anti-Sora.]